ohhaii~ my name is karishma.
i am nineteen and i live in australia.
ask.
pr0n. boyfie.
my gifs.
personal blog.
i like seahorses, mindless self indulgence, blessthefall, your mother and milk.
bitches love milk~
Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
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“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks
“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”
(Source: there-th3re, via cj-sewers)
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
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mATH HOMEWORK???
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
(Source: patrick-martin-vaughn-stump, via stay--still)
you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95
(Source: lindsaylohomo, via ajaytoremember)
ISNT IT WEIRD HOW SLEEP EXISTS LIKE WE REACH A POINT IN OUR DAY WHERE WE ARE “TIRED” AND SO WE LAY DOWN UNTIL WE FALL UNCONSCIOUS AND WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
(Source: allkillernofiller, via preview-of-insanity)
